CREATIVE EXPRESSION AT MY FINEST
If this damn bird doesn't stop following me, I will go mad! I don't even need to invest in an alarm clock because around 5 a.m. it feels the need to chirp by my window. I imagine myself sometimes going to the window and telling it to go to hell, but that would awaken my neighbors who already don't like me living here. When I go to work it seems to pop up at my job. It could be another bird, but I doubt it. This bird has a certain look on its face like it hates me.
Its even jealous and stops me from dating. I was at a restaurant and really into this lady until I heard the bird. I looked up at the window and there it was on a tree branch just chirping away annoyingly at me. I was so disturbed that I got up and left without a reason. She looked at me go out the door with a surprising look on her face. I called her later that week to explain. It really wasn't an easy way of telling her that I was on the verge of losing my mind.
So I made up an excuse that I was having a bad anxiety attack and couldn't explain it. The romance certainly fizzled away. Things started to really get bad and I decided that I could beat the bird by buying ear plugs. For a few weeks I was able to find some peace as I slept. It made the daytime harassment bearable. Until one night, the bird got clever. I was doing a night time meditation with my headphones on and the same annoying bird noise was included in the meditation.
I was totally the opposite of a blissful state. I cried out to the universe for the bird to just go away from me. It seemed to only call it in even more. I started to notice the bird on shirts. My closest friend invited me to a bird watching event and I gave him the look of death. He slowly reached in his wallet and handed me a pamphlet on Jesus. That was my sure fire indication that something deeper was going on.
Creative expression at MY finest.